SIX SHORT STORIES BY MEN

ONE

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down
behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."

He said, "No, just taking a **stinky**."




TWO

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized
that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive
me.




THREE

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this
out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to
me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it
up your **glutus maximus** but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."




FOUR

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.
She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."



FIVE

I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing
on his fifth-floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,
"What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"




SIX

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said,
"Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all fours,
stuck it in her **glutus maximus**, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her
face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't
watch the same movies.

Hahaha! Nice!

hehehe!! made me smile for the day!!!

lmao...